I got LUCKY TONIGHT =)

Wednesday 17, 2008 01:ish
O man, how should I start this? I got it. Weed... why can’t people love you just as much as me? =) We just smoked a blunt and we are just chillin in the car. And guess who pulls up? My mom! No, I’m just kidding… The Police. I’m in a ***************** state of mind *(watch movie: How to rob a bank and you will know what i mean) Man I was trippin out. We just packed a bowl too. =’( There were 4 of us in my car and it got more packed with the all tension everyone was emitting. I rolled down my window, and they asked me what we were up to.

(Smoker 1): “We’re just chillin.”
(Smoker 2): “We’re were smoking.”
(Smoker 1’s mind): (Damn smooth man)
(Police Officer): “Step out of the car.”

So they sit me on the curb and asked for my driver’s license. I’m high right now, and I couldn’t help myself to give them shit.

(Me): “My car was in parked. We weren’t going anywhere.”
(White Police Officer): “Sit down and shut up”

I’m trying to come up with a good story now. I’m not ready to get my license taken away.

(Me): “I don’t even know why you guys pulled me over.”
(Police Officer): “Don’t give us attitude!”
(Me with Attitude): “What. I’m not giving you guys attitude!”

fuckkkkkk. I’m fucking up. My mouth is shut now. The white guy walks to the car and starts asking my friends questions. I’m panicking.

(Me): “My friend just came down from out of town and were just smoking to have some fun.

He’s writing my info down.

(Me): “I had a long day at work but I’m preaching to the choir. Your job is way harder than mine.”
(Police Officer): “Where do you work at?”

IKEA. So the white guy finished questioning my friend’s and walks up to me. And starts giving me shit. So I’m taking it now. And I guess he thought I wanted more so he just keeps on giving. Finally he shuts the hole between his ears.

(Me): “My bad, I'm sorry for giving you guys attitude.”

He then goes to talk to my friends. Comes back and starts asking me more info.

(Police Officer): “Do you have a tattoo?”
(Me): “Uh…yea”
(Police Officer): “Show us it.”

I’m acting right now, pretending my tattoo is wack. Then I took off my sock. They got a good kick out of it. =) A couple of minutes pass by of them just staring at me. Out of no where the pipe on the floor and shined with a flashlight. Then he slowly hovered his foot over it as if he was going to crush it like a bug. But to my surprise he gently kicks it over to me little by little.

(In my head): (Thanks asshole. Why didn’t you just hand it to me? Your scratching it) -_-

I got lucky tonight! If you know what I mean ;)

Rewind...

I have to admit.  I was too wasted to blog last night =)

10:00- Alex, Kenneth, Matt, Robert and me headed down to the L B C

11:30- I'm as red as a cherry (I have that asian glow)

There were 10 guys and 1 girl.  Haha it was cool though.  

I am done talking about the past.  On to TODAY!

9:14- I get woken up by a phone call from Cassie

12:01- Cassie wakes me up again.

1:30- Time to make that dough...

So work goes by quick because it was a busy day.  There were a handful of cuties today.  I messed up with all of them.

As you can tell.  I'm not great with women... yet. =)

There was this one girl in particular.  As the store was closing.  I went to go hang out with my buddy Omar in his section of IKEA.  My wondering eye glances at a nice butt.  She had nice legs and curves to boot.  Suddenly she turned around I got to see the whole picture.  She was a 7 in my book.  

Ignoring my friend completely, I had the urge to talk to her.  

"Is it cold outside? cause you're wearing boots"

"No, it's not that cold"

She gave me a negative vibe which made me hesitant to continue to get at her. I then noticed she was with a older gentleman that was dogging me.  So I just said "o" and went back to talking with Omar.

As she was about to leave his section.  I gave her one last look.

"Were you trying to be sarcastic or was that a real question?" she suddenly me

-WTF? That caught me off guard.

"I was just trying to be sarcastic." 

"O well I get asked that a lot, and I live in California, it's cold at night."

In my mind: (Allen Ka-Meng Ng, you fucked up. She went out of her way to talk to you and all you could say was that?!)

Beating myself up I finished the closing routine.  My mood is low.  I just want to get the heck out of there and go home.  And to my surprise again.  This girl.  This same girl that I just messed up with comes up to me.

THERE IS A GOD!

But god warn me next time so I can prepare myself.

"My parent's wanted me to apologize because they thought I was rude earlier."

"O it's okay..."

FUCKEN Allen...

This is how the conversation should of went. (Should of... Would of... Could of....)

"My parent's wanted me to apologize because they thought I was rude earlier."

"Is this for real or is this an excuses to come back and talk to me?" (flash a smile)

"Aw, you caught me.  I just thought you were so witty and charming that I wanted to go out with you"

"I get that a lot.  So does this California girl have a name?

"My name is Melody."

"It's a pleasure to meet you Melody, I am Allen.  Sorry to cut this short but I have to get back to work, what's ya digits so I could holla at chu when I get off?"

"It's (###) ###-####.  Call me right when you get off please"

"I'll call you when I want to. You aint the boss of me!"

"I'm sorry well bye I'll be waiting"

A guy can dream, can't he?

Mark my word I am going to be a Ladies Man soon...

Im Fucked Up!

Well today was an interesting day.  Who here has ever eaten Dim Sum?  If you haven't then your missing out! 

 It's an asian style of "brunch" =) 

It's bomb...trust....

My day started off with that and it carried on to Long Beach...

(I will fill in the details tomorrow.)

Happy Veteran's  Day!!!

Day One of Blogging

I would like to thank Nancy Ly my old friend since 8th grade for introducing me to the blog lifestyle.

The three words that describe my day. "Time Well Spent"

Even though all I really did was work all day at the big blue and yellow store of IKEA, Today wasn't a waste of time.  There were some cuties today, one especially.  She was petite with short black hair, about the age of 18, with a cute butt if i may add.  But she didn't give me any of her time.  Straight up ignored me when i asked, "Do i know you from somewhere?" and went casually back to shopping with her father. 

O well, there are finer fish in the sea, and asians aren't really my type anyways =)

I was lost in my sub-concussions most of the day.  Pondering about life.  About where I am and where I'm headed.  

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.--Bil Keane

Well here is a little about myself

name: Allen Ng

age: Legal

sex: Male

status: Single and ready to Mingle

mood: Horny =)