“Sippin’ on Gin and Juice…Laid Back… Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind…” loudly blasts on the radio waiting up Allen Ng to consciousness.
He turns to the right to gives the clock radio a good smack to shut off the music.
“Wow what a night! The only thing I remember was that I was holding in my pee so hard, I began to shake! And then suddenly I blanked out but felt a warm trail down my leg.”
Allen realizes he is not in his own bed.
His laying in a twin size bed fully decked out in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle gear:
Pillow covers, bed sheets, and a blanket to boot.
(Zoom out)
The entire room is Ninja Turtle themed: Green walls, TMNT Poster with all the turtles gathering around a big pepperoni pizza, Ninja Turtle battle scene constructed entirely out of Lego’s which lays on top of a turtle-shelled rug, Green bookshelf full of Ninja Turtle action figures, Turtle Clock, Super Nintendo (with TMNT video game) plugged into a turtle shell 9’’ TV set.
Allen sits up in bed and pans around the room
“This be Donatello’s room…
Look at all this stuff!
There’s all the Ninja Turtle merchandise that was ever created in this very room!
Who in their right mind would love Ninja Turtles this much??”
Allen gets out of bed only to realize he himself matches perfectly with the scene of the room in a shrunken one-piece Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajama set, with the face of Donatello directly on his morning wood.
Allen blankly looks down at Donatello
“So the turtle came out to play…”
(Woman shouting from downstairs)
“Allen NG! Get out of your room and come down for EGGOS!”
